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Reactions to Sachin’s HIH

Not my work, this post. Borrowed it from Balasubramanian Parasuram, who posted this on FB, and it turns out that he’d borrowed it from someone else. Anyways, kudos to the modern-day Mark Twain who crafted this masterpiece.

Comments by various personalities on Sachin’s century:

1. Digvijay Singh – Sachin is an RSS agent. All these days he was waiting to score his century against a Muslim country.

2. Manmohan Singh – I congratulate Sachin and also appreciate the leadership of Shrimati Sonia Gandhi.

3. Rahul Gandhi – My grandmother created Bangladesh. She deserves the credit for this century.

4. Raj Thakray – Sachin has proved himself to be a true Marathi Manus after scoring this century. So what if India has lost, Maharashtrians can not take the responsibility of the whole nation.

5. Mulayam Singh Yadav – If Sachin was from UP, I would have made tickets of all Cricket matches ‘Tax free’.

6. Anna Hazare – Sachin deserves to be the next lokpal of the country.

7. Baba Ramdev – If you multiply all the runs Sachin has made by a billion is what is the total black money in foreign country.

8. Kapil Sibal – Social media need to control comments on Sachin’s century. It will harm the fabric of secularism in India.

9. Swami Agnivesh – Now that Bangladesh has helped Sachin score his 100th century, they have proved to be a true friend of India. Lets welcome their citizen in India and let them live wherever they can. Lets issue them voter’s ID card .

10. Kris Shrikant – We selectors hope that by 2050, Sachin will also score his 150th century.

11. Arjun Tendulkar – I want to play with my father in 2020 world cup.

12. Sachin Tendulkar himself – Aaeellaaaa.. Now what excuse I will make to not retire.

13. Sonia Gandhi – Er… She did not respond since she is suffering from an undisclosed disease.

14. Karuna Nidhi…….Who is Sachin Tandulkar?

15. Jayalalitha…..Sometimes Sashikala could have been right. She said something about this guy. I ignored it as I thought that he was a Bollywood filmstar…In any case Dr. MGR was a better player

But the best one indeed from Mamta which appeared in some Bengali daily: She said: she was not consulted in advance on such massive score hike, hence the century should be rolled back to 90. She also demanded if it is not rolled back or withdrawn by weekend, Sachin should be replaced in the team by MadanMuloRoy.


About thecrestedjay

I am passionate about football, jazz, classic rock, classic movies, crime, science fiction and P G Wodehouse. And also about NBA, western and Indian classical music. Since the wife will also read this blog, I cannot reveal my other passions in public. Have one son who plays the guitar, spent some time as an animator and now works for a digital marketing and advertising company. I also have one (1) wife. I spent a lot of my time on my music and books collection. I also have a passion for travelling but not a great deal of time and money to spend on this. Hopefully, in the future, I'll be able to do so.


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