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No longer only for the Bongs

A recent post of mine – Only for the Bongs – has created a lot of controversy. I have been accused, unfairly, of discrimination, parochialism and ingrowing toenails. In order to settle the matter, I have taken the great trouble and expense of translating into English the poster featured in my post. I do this … Continue reading

Only for the Bongs!

I’m really sorry, I wish I could translate this poster, but my puny talents don’t add up to tackling this. So you non-Bongs out there need to get some body to do the translation for you. Have fun!!

If the ciggies don’t kill you, the idiots will

I don’t know where this came from…you have to be VERY AFRAID!!

Exeunt, Pursued By A Bear

Lewis Carroll’s “The Hunting of the Snark” (in eight fits, no less!) ends with these two lines: He had softly and suddenly vanished away— For the Snark *was* a Boojum, you see. These are the scariest lines in all of literature, and for all humanity – all of us are condemned to vanish away. Whether … Continue reading

How to be a successful and ‘great’ author.

Consider this plot for a great suspense novel. A well-known author is afraid of becoming non-relevant, and yesterday’s creator of best-sellers. So he hits upon the age-old remedy – become controversial for the heck of it. His publishers baulk at the book he’s written – in the opinion of some of the more perverse and … Continue reading

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